The River Man
One upon a time
There were three friends, Rave, Fluffykinz, and Ramen.
They hung out together when ever they could, sitting by a river and talking and laughing and Fluffkinz and Rave were grossing out Ramen.
Suddenly, a man came swimming down the river. Rave lept up and shouted
"OMFG A MAN!!!!!!"
The man stopped and looked at her. "Come my beautiful Princess, swim off into the sunset with me and marry me via an Elvis Wanabe in Vegas!"
Rave lept into the rive with the man, and swam away.
Fluffykinz shook her head, palm on forhead. Ramen shook her head, unbelieving that she was actualy there.
Rave giggled and pranced up the isle to where the man from the River, who shall remain nameless for he is currently in Witness Protection, stood awaiting her.
They said there vows
yet all Fluffykinz heard was "I shall forever satisfy your sexual needs."
Rave hugged River Boy and snapped his spin in half.